rotten timing

It's ironic.  After lecturing you all on the benefits of healthy living last week I got sick, and I got it bad.  After years of working in high schools I figured my immune system was, well... immune.  I didn't realize you're not the most powerful germ carriers in the world:

I need another day to kick this.  You know what to do-- and, if you don't, I'll be checking email every hour.  (NOTE: if you are not taking the exam Thursday, please be of service to someone who is--quiz him/her on lit terms, plots/characters/titles, the Vendler or TPCASTT poetry rubrics, the writing process, prompts, multiple choice questions/strategies, and/or anything else you think will be helpful.)