Q: Why post an item about Canadians saving a shark who beached himself while choking on a 2-foot hunk of moose on a lit/comp course blog?
A:
1. Because it's awesome.
2. Because I can.
3.
Because I'm pretty sure there has never been a story about Canadians
rescuing a beached shark choking on moose before, and therefore I'm
pretty sure there has never been a story about Canadians rescuing a
beached shark choking on moose featured on a high school English course
blog, so I get to claim this is as a historical first.
Dibs on first student comment to the first high school English course blog post about the first story about Canadians rescuing a beached shark choking on moose!!
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ReplyDeletehonestly, this is the best post so far
ReplyDeletePost of the year.
ReplyDeleteNo sarcasm at all. This was pretty awesome
Nice post. Thanks for sharing. It's cool that you report such things.
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