Thursday, November 21, 2013

canadians save shark choking on moose

Q: Why post an item about Canadians saving a shark who beached himself while choking on a 2-foot hunk of moose on a lit/comp course blog?

A:
1. Because it's awesome.
2. Because I can.
3. Because I'm pretty sure there has never been a story about Canadians rescuing a beached shark choking on moose before, and therefore I'm pretty sure there has never been a story about Canadians rescuing a beached shark choking on moose featured on a high school English course blog, so I get to claim this is as a historical first.

4 comments:

  1. Dibs on first student comment to the first high school English course blog post about the first story about Canadians rescuing a beached shark choking on moose!!

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  2. Let me tell google so they can decorate their letters.

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  3. honestly, this is the best post so far

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  4. Post of the year.

    No sarcasm at all. This was pretty awesome

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